FUNCA
Intro: In an
opening in the
regime of
copyright at
the end of
2013, Sherlock
Holmes and
Doctor Watson
were declared
public domain
by Chief Judge
Rubén Castillo
of the United
States
District Court
of the
Northern
District of
Illinois,
Eastern
Division.
Decision
here; news
here. As
relates to the
United
Nations, then,
the
fast-written
story below,
while the door
is open.
Meanwhile others
try to abuse
copyright,
for
example the
specious Digital
Millennium
Copyright Act
filing by
Reuters to
block from
Google search
a complaint
its bureau
chief filed
with the UN
seeking to get
Inner City
Press thrown
out. That will
be opposed,
and free press
and speech
promoted, in
2014. By the Free UN Coalition for Access, @FUNCA_info
I
& II Dec
30, 2013;
III & IV
here; then V &
VI
Continued:
Sherlock Homes
at the UN: The
Case of Sri
Lanka, the
Bloodbath on
the Beach
By
Matthew
Russell Lee, Cuenta
Contra
Copyright
I
& II here
III.
The
Dag
Hammarskjold
Library had a
construction
trailer in
front. Since
the General
Assembly
was closed
down for
renovations,
with all its
windows broken
out, the
UN gift shop,
always a money
maker with its
UN branded
shot glasses
and ashtrays,
had moved into
the basement.
So where had
the Sri Lanka
evidence gone?
"This
is typical
UN," Sherlock
said as he
leafed through
two
biographies of
Kofi Annan,
and a slim
volume of
interviews
with Ban
Ki-moon.
"When they
cover
something up,
they go all
the way."
"It's
easy when you
have legal
immunity," I
muttered.
Having helped
the UN ignored
and lie about
the Haiti
cholera
claims, I
often thought
this. But
rambling
around the UN
campus with
Sherlock
loosened my
tongue.
Sherlock
must have
picked up on
this, at least
the Haiti
connection.
"It was
peacekeepers
from Nepal,
right?"
"Even
the UN's hand
picked
scientists
said so," I
told him. "But
that was after
their first
whitewashing
report."
"There
were Lankan
soldiers in
Haiti too,
right?"
Sherlock
asked. "The
ones
repatriated
for sexual
abuse?"
"Yeah,
they covered
that one up
too, never
gave any
update from
Colombo."
"But
do you think
there was one
- I mean, do
you think DPKO
ever closed
out its file?"
DPKO
is the
Department of
Peacekeeping
Operations,
headed by
Herve Ladsous.
I'd had to
deal with them
to help muddy
the waters
about the
cholera, claim
the sanitation
had been
adequate, even
try to change
the date the Uruguayan
peacekeepers
transferred
out to try to
rebut a boy's
allegation of
sexual abuse.
"DPKO
just shreds
the files if
they have to.
No court can
make them
release any
information,"
I told him.
"That's
where we come
in," he said.
"There has to
be a reason
that Ladsous
won't answer
questions."
I'd
seen this side
of Ladsous,
the few times
he held press
conferences or
spoke at the
Security
Council
stakeout.
Rather than
just dodging
questions with
long
incomprehensible
answers like
his putative
boss, Ladsous
had taken to
saying, "I
have a policy
of not answer
Press
questions."
And the UN let
him get away
with it.
The
way the UN
worked, since
DPKO had
belonged to
France even
since they
threatened to
veto Kofi
Annan, only
the French
could bring
Ladsous back
in line. And
why would
they? How
would it help
France if
Ladsous
answered
questions?
France
was using UN
peacekeepers
to pick up the
pieces after
their
interventions
in Cote
d'Ivoire and
then Mali.
They were
trying to get
into into
Central
African
Republic,
after they
disarmed the
Seleka rebels
and let the
anti-balaka
kill and chase
Muslims out.
It went way
beyond Ladsous'
history
on Rwanda
twenty years
ago -- if
Ladsous had to
answer real
questions
about the
present, it
could only
hurt the
French. And
so, his
policy.
"Since
you defend
them in Haiti,
you can still
get into DPKO,
right?"
Sherlock asked
me.
It's
true my ID
will opened
the doors
there. But
there were
security
cameras, and
presumably the
door entry
information
was saved
somewhere and
not moved or
lost like the
Sri Lanka
evidence.
"I
can get in
there if we
have to," I
told him. "But
that might end
my contract."
"Let's
see what we
can do from
the outside,"
Sherlock said.
"It's more of
a challenge
like that."
And
that's how we
proceeded.
IV.
There
was a
reception that
night at the
apartment --
the residence,
they called it
-- of the
French
Ambassador. It
was on Park
Avenue, with a
doorman and
the coats left
in the lobby.
Sherlock told
me he got us
on the guest
list, but when
the doorman
asked I
noticed
Sherlock
created a
diversion,
loudly
greeting an
Ambassador
from
Francophone
Africa,
comment allez
vous? Soon we
were in the
wood paneled
elevator.
"Follow
my lead," he
told me. "I'd
told Ladsous
will be here."
He paused.
"And someone
else we'll
want to deal
with on the
case."
Upstairs
there were
canapes; the
bar was at one
side of a long
two room
suite. Ladsous
with his
bright white
hair was
unmistakeable.
At most UN
events I'd
seen him at,
he stood
awkward and
alone. But
this was the
French
ambassador's
home court.
Here, Ladsous
was somebody.
The
French
ambassador was
showing
Ladsous off,
as if control
of the DPKO
position no
matter by whom
was still a victoire.
"Je vous
presente Herve,"
I
heard him say,
to the
Ambassador of
a Francophone
country whose
presidency had
been
controlled by
the same
family for
thirty years.
I'd
recently seen,
based on a
tweet by a
diplomat from
Rwanda, a
YouTube
documentary
about Thomas
Sankara,
the Burkina
Faso leader
who stood up
to Mitterand
and then was
killed by
Blaise
Campaore. Even
a diplomat
from Cote
d'Ivoire,
representing
the Ouattara
government
which owed so
much to
France, had
whispered to
me that
Sankara was
the real deal.
Then he
shrugged and
said,
"Campaore."
"There
he is,"
Sherlock told
me. He wasn't
pointing at
Ladsous but
rather the man
Ladsous was
now talking
too. I
recognized
him, from a
story seen
online: Shavendra
Silva of Sri
Lanka.
Silva
was the head
of a battalion
of the Sri
Lankan army in
2009.
According even
to Ban
Ki-moon's
watered down
report,
Silva's
battalion had
shelled
hospitals and
engaged in
other war
crimes.
"What
is Silva doing
here?" I asked
Sherlock.
He
laughed. "You
didn't know?
He's an
adviser to
Ladsous, on
Peacekeeping
Operations."
He laughed
again.
"Peacekeeping!"
Just
then one of
the French
mission's
spokesmen came
over. "Can I
help you
gentlemen?" he
asked.
"Not
really,"
Sherlock said.
"Unless you
want to bring
me a Campari
and soda."
"Were
you invited?"
the spokesman
continued.
Sherlock
answered the
question with
a question:
"Who else have
you asked?"
"That's
none of your
business," the
French
spokesman
replied. "I'll
have to ask to
see you
invitation. If
you have one."
"I
didn't print
it out,"
Sherlock told
him. "Saving
paper and all
that. You
know. Be kind
to the
environment."
"I'll
have to ask
you both to
leave," the
spokesman
said.
"And
if we don't?"
Sherlock
smiled at him,
as if
discussing
which
appetizer to
order.
"Then
I'll have to
call the
police," the
French
spokesman
said.
"Please
do that,"
Sherlock
answered. "How
very classy.
How very
French."
The
spokesman
retreated and
whispered with
three other
men. Two I
recognized as
UN based
reporters, or
repeaters as
Sherlock had
called them.
There was Rob
Chevalier, and
with him a
taller
journalist for
the French
wire service
who was known
as Jumpy Jim.
While the
others just
glanced, Jumpy
Jim was
pointing over
at us.
"I
think we
should leave,"
I told
Sherlock. "I'm
sure our
contracts
could be
canceled for
this. These
guys have
connections."
"They
aren't calling
the police,"
Sherlock said.
"Do you know
what else the
police could
find here?
C'mon, let's
at least get a
drink before
we go."
And
we did.
To
be
continued... [Next: V
& VI, here]